
So a couple of weeks ago, I said to Jason that I wanted to take Josie to the Z-O-O. Josie was listening to me. She repeated Z-O-O... Then went through a chant from school. "Z-Z-Z,
zzz-
zzz-
zzz, Z-
zzz Zoo!" She figured it out. The end of our secret code talk is near....





The panda's were actually active. I thought they would be lazy and boring. The one was playing tether ball...

So this panda walks into a bar. He sat down and ate some pretzels. Then he pulled out a gun and shot the wall. After, he walked out. Everyone was in shock. This was not the typical behavior of a panda. So they decided to do some research. They got a dictionary and looked up the word panda. Panda (n) an animal that eats shoots and leaves.

Okay, even the columns looked like bamboo.

She was playing in the fountain. It was really funny. She would sneak up to it and then the water would shoot up at her.


I will never understand the Taiwanese infatuation with poo. Even the bathroom signs were marked with poo shaped plaques.


Okay... so the mama monkey jumped over to the papa monkey's area. He freaked out. She jumped back but landed in the water... Then they hissed at each other for a while. We thought he would jump over. She was totally egging him on... It was like she was saying, "Come on! Do it! I dare you!" So Josie's interpretation was that the king monkey was angry.


And this was the little princess on the ride home from the HSR. She was tuckered right out.